Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
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I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
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Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?