Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(770): View more from Georgia

Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?

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(438): View more from Quebec

that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage

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(231): View more from Michigan

Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever

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(601): View more from Mississippi

You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."

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(719): View more from Colorado

Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night

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(909): View more from California

Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.

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(561): View more from Florida

Woke up in time for my 8:15

(518): View more from New York

Good for you I'm impressed

(561): View more from Florida

I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester

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(850): View more from Florida

We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....

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(601): View more from Mississippi

I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"

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