He passed out mid-signature
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
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everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
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you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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