My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
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