Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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