She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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