i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
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