Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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