you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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