but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
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shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
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WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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