We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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