Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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