(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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