we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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