Sober January is a disaster.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
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I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
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Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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