I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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