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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
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Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
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She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
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