at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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