some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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