dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
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Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
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I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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