Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Boobs are out for the taking
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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