How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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