The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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