So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
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just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
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So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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