I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
