She even gives head with a lisp.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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