Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
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OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
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This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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