I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Come on in and take your pants off
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