jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
and she was petting her beer can
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
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im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
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Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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