glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
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