I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
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