I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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