Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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