My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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