I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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