i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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