When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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