I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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