Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
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fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
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Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
You are a genius and a whore.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize