Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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