honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
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I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
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Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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