Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
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Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
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I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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