True but thats because hes a fetus.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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