Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
