girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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