shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Can you repeat that, but with context?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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