I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
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