She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
His hands were made for my vagina.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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