Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
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I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
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Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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