let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
He passed out mid-signature
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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