sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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