no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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