i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
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he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
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You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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