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it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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