U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
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"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
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I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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