I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
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fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
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He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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