my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
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peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
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this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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