He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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