Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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